Restaurant Reopening Gifts

Waffle World

"Table for one, sir?"

Social distance in restaurants

Contagion in Restaurants

Opening into the new normal

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"This is our soft opening."

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"I come here for the pepper."

"How fresh is the calamari?"

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Garlic Free Zone.

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Cooking'

Local food for local consumption

Ghostbasters 3

American style Greek cafe.

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

'Enjoy your meal - but be warned we have a very bad tempered chef.'

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

Kentucky Fried Horse