Restaurant Reopening T-Shirts

Waffle World

Social distance in restaurants

Contagion in Restaurants

Opening into the new normal

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"I come here for the pepper."

"This is our soft opening."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

Garlic Free Zone.

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

Ghostbasters 3

American style Greek cafe.

Local food for local consumption

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

'Cooking'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

'Enjoy your meal - but be warned we have a very bad tempered chef.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.