Reopening A Restaurant Gifts

Hand Sanitizer in Restaurant

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"This is our soft opening."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

Garlic Free Zone.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Local food for local consumption

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Cooking'

American style Greek cafe.

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

Kentucky Fried Horse

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'House wine?'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

The Reaper's Arms

'Order fast, folks - the prices have an expiration date.'

Special! Continental breakfast...$3.99: 'What continent is this suppose to represent - Antarctica!'

'Restaurant' in bad need of staff

"You're looking remarkably well done today."

Business As Usual Bar & Grill: 'How's business? 'Don't ask!'

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

Cook and Octopus