Reopening A Restaurant Pillows

Hand Sanitizer in Restaurant

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"This is our soft opening."

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

Garlic Free Zone.

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'Cooking'

Local food for local consumption

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

American style Greek cafe.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Kentucky Fried Horse

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'House wine?'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

The Reaper's Arms

Special! Continental breakfast...$3.99: 'What continent is this suppose to represent - Antarctica!'

'Order fast, folks - the prices have an expiration date.'

'Restaurant' in bad need of staff

"You're looking remarkably well done today."

Business As Usual Bar & Grill: 'How's business? 'Don't ask!'

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"