Exploring New Bars Pillows

A Busy Sports Bar

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Shaken not stirred

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Body by Jake

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

Anton's Bar and Grill

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Frog and Princess in Bar

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Pints of Lager

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

Full glass

'Damn early birds.'

"This could get nasty..."

Bad Hare Day