Bar Scene Explorers Pillows

Topless Bar

'No ice.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"So, do you come here often?"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

'Another martini please.'

Raw Piano Bar

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

Frog and Princess in Bar

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

Beer

'Damn early birds.'

"You're Bard!"

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

"To the lady in the harbor."

'I guess we're both out of luck. You like girls with big boobs, and I like a man with brains and halfway decent looks.'

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).

"This could get nasty..."

'Let me guess: you want me to pour you a tall one, right?'