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"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'No ice.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Beers

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"An everything Martini, please."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"I think we may be related!"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Men gossiping