Bar Outings Gifts

Watching the football.

Dice Cubes

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Best Before 5th Pint.

Dolphin friendly tuna

Beer Stall

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

Just the one...

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

Next Round Indicator

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill