Bar Outings Gifts

Watching the football.

Dice Cubes

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

Best Before 5th Pint.

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Just the one...

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Next Round Indicator

If bar stools were like playground swings...

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'