Bar Hangouts Gifts

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

Dolphin friendly tuna

Best Before 5th Pint.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Just the one...

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Watching the football.

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Next Round Indicator

If bar stools were like playground swings...

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'