Pub Outings Gifts

A Consideration Certainly

Getting old...

Live soccer today.

You mean you'd also like to skip the last nine holes and go straight to the pub?

"Where would you like to be tonight, on top or bottom?"

"Alright! I'm out on the leash!"

"No matter how much your push the envelope, it's still stationary."

"This place has the best happy hour."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Beers

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

City Boy.

'I know it's gassy...'

"It feels good to unwind..."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Men's fragrances...

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."