Pub Outings Gifts

A Consideration Certainly

Getting old...

You mean you'd also like to skip the last nine holes and go straight to the pub?

"Where would you like to be tonight, on top or bottom?"

"No matter how much your push the envelope, it's still stationary."

"This place has the best happy hour."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Beers

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Men's fragrances...

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

Watching the football.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.