'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.'
Going To Pubs Gifts
Looking for gifts for someone who enjoys unwinding at the pub? Our collection features humorous and charming items that capture the spirit of pub nights. Whether it's for a dedicated pub-goer or someone who just loves socializing over a cold drink, you'll find quirky mugs, witty t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints. Each piece brings a cheerful touch to their favorite pastime and makes a memorable gift for birthdays, celebrations, or just because.
'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'
'If you fella's are going to sit there nursing one pint all night, you'd better clear off!'
"How's your job as a lift operator going..?"
"How about one more for the road not taken?"
"She lost weight and now she says we're not a good fit."
"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."
"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."
'If I'd know how much a pint was going to cost at this time of life, I'd have misspent my youth for a lot longer.'
'-but I was only joking when I offered to take Rover's place at the pub!'
'Hi, beautiful! Where have you been all my life?' 'For most of it I wasn't born!'
'I'm here because I couldn't find my TV remote.'
Police catching drink drivers at closing time - "Happy Hour"
"Damn it, he was a regular."
The Cricketer's Arms
'Two halfs of MILD MANNERED, then we'll wreck the joint.'
'I fancy stretching my legs. Could you order the Bitter?'
'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' - 'You're right, I'm taking my drink onto the patio.'
'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'
Real Beer People
Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.
Beer 50
"This place has the best happy hour."
'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'
'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'
'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'
'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'
Check your universal remote control at the door.
'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'
Beers
Best Before 5th Pint.
"It feels good to unwind..."
"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."
You said you wanted beer with hops !
'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'
Going To Pubs Gifts Collection
Going To Pubs Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs designed for pub lovers—perfect for adding a splash of fun to their daily routine.
Going To Pubs Pillows
Snuggle up with our charming pub-themed pillows—fun and comfy, they’re a must-have for any social space.
Going To Pubs Prints
Brighten their walls with lively prints celebrating pub culture—ideal for adding a playful touch to any room.
Going To Pubs T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts for pub enthusiasts—great for casual wear and perfect for celebrating their love of nights out.