Socializing At Pubs Gifts

Best Before 5th Pint.

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Beers

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Sorry... We don't serve food here.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

Towny Music Night.

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

Liquidity Lunch

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'