Bar Visiting Gifts

Extra Hour of Booze Time as a Security Measure

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Watching the football.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

His & hers towels.

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

Ostrich Bar

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'