Bar Visiting Mugs

Extra Hour of Booze Time as a Security Measure

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Watching the football.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

His & hers towels.

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

Ostrich Bar