Bar Visits Mugs

"Say, where's the hogwash?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

Best Before 5th Pint.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Just the one...

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Watching the football.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

His & hers towels.

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

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