Bar Frequenter Mugs

'May I photograph you with the camera in my cell phone?'

"I don't now if it's me or the alcohol talking, but I'm having trouble standing upright and I think I might vomit."

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

'Uh oh. . . Mutton dressed as cougar.'

'I'm trying to quit smoking. Would you mind if I use one of those as a pacifier?'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

The Beer Channel.

His & hers towels.

Dwayne makes his move.

"You know me, Ray. I don't get mad... I get even. Then, as a rule, I get incarcerated. And THEN I get mad."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"Do they look tired to you?"

Frog and Princess in Bar

"I'm thinking of turning green..."

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"What on earth do they find to talk about?"

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'