Dive Bar Discoverer Gifts

' I thought I had discovered the next Bob Dylan playing in some small dive in New Jersey. Then I realized it was the old Bob Dylan.'

'Cannonball!'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Travellers

You give dives a bad name. Somebody has to!

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'Can't you read?!'

"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"

'I know this is a spit and sawdust place, but why is it in the beer?'

Inventing the wheel, hitchhiking.

"Domestic or foreign object beer?"

A street of old man bars.

"I'll flip you to see whose name is listed first if we should ever win a Nobel Prize."

Here, There, Everywhere.

'You can stop looking now, it sounds like they've found the Higgs Boson!'

The Corner Dive.

'I don't know -- this looks like a pretty rough place.'

'I'm hoping that alcohol is the answer.'

"Son, you don't need social media to make you feel inadequate and misunderstood - you've got your parents for that."

"We were told that you can get what we want."

Hotel Mini Bar

Joe's Bar: For any occasion.

"I think I prefer your online presence."

"Since Gerald discovered he had 5% Viking DNA he insists on fitting in a bit of pillaging before tea."

I hear this place is a real dive.

The fact that he had no access to a swimming pool... did not deter Ron from honing his diving skills.

SCUBA Hand Signal Confusion

"I didn't use anything from the mini bar"

Right way