Dive Bar Discoverer Mugs

' I thought I had discovered the next Bob Dylan playing in some small dive in New Jersey. Then I realized it was the old Bob Dylan.'

'Cannonball!'

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Travellers

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"

'I know this is a spit and sawdust place, but why is it in the beer?'

Inventing the wheel, hitchhiking.

A street of old man bars.

"I'll flip you to see whose name is listed first if we should ever win a Nobel Prize."

Here, There, Everywhere.

'You can stop looking now, it sounds like they've found the Higgs Boson!'

The Corner Dive.

'I don't know -- this looks like a pretty rough place.'

'I'm hoping that alcohol is the answer.'

"We were told that you can get what we want."

Hotel Mini Bar

Joe's Bar: For any occasion.

"I think I prefer your online presence."

"Since Gerald discovered he had 5% Viking DNA he insists on fitting in a bit of pillaging before tea."

I hear this place is a real dive.

The fact that he had no access to a swimming pool... did not deter Ron from honing his diving skills.

SCUBA Hand Signal Confusion

"I didn't use anything from the mini bar"

Right way