Dive Bar Experiences Pillows

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Watching the football.

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"Do they look tired to you?"

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

A Busy Sports Bar

You give dives a bad name. Somebody has to!

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"

'The usual, Mr, H'

Archie had finally met his match...

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."

"Well, thank you, I'd love to. Are the Himalayas far?"