Dive Bar Enthusiast Pillows

The Corner Dive.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Beer Garden Kit

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'The usual, Mr, H'

Suitably dressed for Happy Hour.

"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."

"Well, thank you, I'd love to. Are the Himalayas far?"