Dive Bar Aficionado Pillows

I hear this place is a real dive.

'I don't know -- this looks like a pretty rough place.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Last Chance For Reality

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

'How about a nice saloon?'

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Frog and Princess in Bar

"Do they look tired to you?"

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Beer Garden Kit

Raw Piano Bar

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

Victorian woman at a bar.