Dive Bar Aficionado Pillows

I hear this place is a real dive.

'I don't know -- this looks like a pretty rough place.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Last Chance For Reality

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'How about a nice saloon?'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Frog and Princess in Bar

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Beer Garden Kit

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Raw Piano Bar

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

Victorian woman at a bar.

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''