Pub Dweller Gifts

"No, our dog couldn't possibly have drunk your beer. He hasn't finished his own yet!"

"I thought you were banished from here."

"Last orders" "No, Holy orders"

'I'm on my lunch hour.'

Perfectly fitted to his environment, the crafty and experienced hunter has his prey firmly in view, ready to hit.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

Beer Stall

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

"I think we may be related!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

The Reaper's Arms

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'The Saxon King' pub

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Surreal ale