Pub Dweller Gifts

Do you want me to call my husband or the bouncer? Don't worry about making the wrong decision. They're the same person. !!

"No, our dog couldn't possibly have drunk your beer. He hasn't finished his own yet!"

"I thought you were banished from here."

"Last orders" "No, Holy orders"

'I'm on my lunch hour.'

Perfectly fitted to his environment, the crafty and experienced hunter has his prey firmly in view, ready to hit.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

"I think we may be related!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

Beer Stall

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

The Reaper's Arms

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The Saxon King' pub

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Surreal ale

Infinity Tavern