Ox Bathing Enthusiast Gifts

Oxy clean.

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Baby Hairstyles.

Loofah Lady

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"Let's hope it'll work!"

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

John Newman

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Duck in a bathtub

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.