Oxygen Aficionados Prints

"You're in the upper, upper, UPPER balcony."

"14, 15, 16, 17. . ."

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

How Amazon was invented

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'I like thinking inside the box.'

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Let's hope it'll work!"

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

"GROW BACK!?! - Are you crazy??"

When the water's colder than you thought...

Psycho-plankton.

"Of course, we can't pay you. But just think of all the exposure you'll be getting!"

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Sharks have to keep moving to survive, you say?', 'Yep - They're nature's politicians.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

Air Bill

"Is our fish fresh? Sure it is! My dad is just delivering the latest catch..."