Antioxidant Advocate Gifts

He is SO argumentative! If I'm for antioxidants, he's pro!

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

North Pole

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Politically Correct Snowperson

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

All Natural Nothing

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'

Government a la Carte

Climate Crisis

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Water company bonus.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'