Antioxidant Advocate T-Shirts

He is SO argumentative! If I'm for antioxidants, he's pro!

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

North Pole

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Politically Correct Snowperson

'I blame global warming!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

All Natural Nothing

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Climate Crisis

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Water company bonus.

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

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