Attention Lover Pillows

Are we still talking about ME?

"I need a hug."

"I'd give up all that social media in exchange for continuous applause."

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Overjumpers

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Likes: $2.

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"It helps me stay focused."

Mentioning 'Sex'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

A couple holding hands

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

Junk Mail

Attention surplus

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'