Attention Seeking Pillows

"Shh, listen! The sound of my voice."

Running coast to coast for attention.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

Likes: $2.

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

As Seen On TV

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

Mentioning 'Sex'

'Seriously folks...'

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

Attention surplus

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Media Whore Raceway.

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

'Your attention span is not very long.'

"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"