Attention Span Artist Pillows

"I pretend to pay attention by putting my face in screensaver mode."

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"It helps me stay focused."

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

Media Whore Raceway.

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

One person's word balloon goes in one ear and out the other of the other person's ears.

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"Are you listening to me?"

"Your challenge is to present our complex project to people that have an 11 second attention span."

Nobody takes me seriously.

School for the Blind and School for the Inattentive.

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

Idlewild.

"My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other."

'It's about your son's low attention span,,,'

"The hardest thing about being a youth pastor is keeping my sermons to 140 characters or less."

'Create excitement in your life! Paparazzi for hire!'

Modern Attention Spans

'I hate Mondays!'

"I wish I knew. We've been working on it for years, but every time we think we're finished, the designers tell us it has to be shorter!"

'Demanding attention again, do we?'

Bookworm misses the nuclear explosion behind him.

Attention Span therapy Center: 'Are we done yet?'

Attention Deficit Disorder