Voice Assistants Gifts

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

It's more than a mike!

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Joanna Lumley.

A singer being criticised

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.

'Of course working in a 'Virtual Firm' does have it's drawbacks...'

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

"Cholesterol medicine commercial, Take 3. This time, try to sound less horrified when you say, 'May cause heart to explode through ears'."

"Alexa and Siri both say I've been good."

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

"You'll agree then, Doug, the numbers don't sound quite so dismal when I use my Donald Duck voice."

'I've lost my voice...'

'Hoarse play.'

"There it is again: some kind of weird disembodied voice describing our every move."

"Who ever told you you could sing?"

"I always knew I wanted to be a voice-over artist because, as a child, I was British."