Voice Assistants Pillows

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

It's more than a mike!

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Joanna Lumley.

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

A singer being criticised

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Morgan Freeman

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.

"I'm looking for a GPS with Morgan Freeman's voice. Maybe my husband will listen to it."

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

'Of course working in a 'Virtual Firm' does have it's drawbacks...'

Ernest Borgnine

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

"Cholesterol medicine commercial, Take 3. This time, try to sound less horrified when you say, 'May cause heart to explode through ears'."

"Alexa and Siri both say I've been good."

"There it is again: some kind of weird disembodied voice describing our every move."

"I always knew I wanted to be a voice-over artist because, as a child, I was British."

"You'll agree then, Doug, the numbers don't sound quite so dismal when I use my Donald Duck voice."

'Hoarse play.'

Women pro tennis players having a conversation