Voice Assistant Devotee Pillows

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Chorister's Loose Teeth

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

A singer being criticised

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

Heavenly voices.

Morgan Freeman

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

"I'm looking for a GPS with Morgan Freeman's voice. Maybe my husband will listen to it."

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

Women pro tennis players having a conversation

'I've lost my voice...'

"Who ever told you you could sing?"

Jazz singer.

Cows warming up.

'Hoarse play.'

'Believe me, I'd like to hire you. But if you're only skill is talking like Bugs Bunny, you don't have a chance.'

"Alexa, ask Siri to look up something for me."

"They're voice-activated. I bark, they jump."

"...Henry feels his telephone answering machine message lacks dynamic projection."

Reference Library. This is a roster of the best distance shouters in America. The "Yoo Hoo's Who's Who"!

'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'

'They come as a pair Madam. The other one's his voice coach'.

"Siri, clean up all the Christmas decorations."

It was cute when my digital assistant played "Bye Bye Birdie" after I asked for help with a pesky bird. But it was just snarky playing the theme from "Mission: Impossible" when I asked for guidance on reducing my debt.

I don't believe this...I just fell in love with a recording!

"Can you do that with a southern accent?"