Voice Assistant Devotee Gifts

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Chorister's Loose Teeth

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

A singer being criticised

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

Heavenly voices.

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

"Who ever told you you could sing?"

Jazz singer.

Cows warming up.

'I've lost my voice...'

'Hoarse play.'

'Believe me, I'd like to hire you. But if you're only skill is talking like Bugs Bunny, you don't have a chance.'

"...Henry feels his telephone answering machine message lacks dynamic projection."

"They're voice-activated. I bark, they jump."

'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'

'They come as a pair Madam. The other one's his voice coach'.

I don't believe this...I just fell in love with a recording!

'No, you being from overseas wouldn't stop me going on a date with you...Whoa!! But that would! Quite a high voice for a guy.'

"Can you do that with a southern accent?"