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"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Meet the new factory manager.

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

Congratulations Strike Over!

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

Automation of Security

'I think this office automation has gone a little too far!'

"Who's the new guy?"

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"We're a totaly automated facility, except for Frank. He plugs everything in each morning."

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

"Working from my apartment doesn't bother me. It's basically the same size as my cubicle."

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

'We thought we had a specific opening for you but then realized there's an app for it.'

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

"To err is human, Simmons, so you're being replaced by a computer."

'We've replaced you with an app.'