Virtual Assistant Aficionado Gifts

"Alexa, ask Siri to look up something for me."

"Hey, Siri, where is my phone that's usually in my hand?"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Meet the new factory manager.

Congratulations Strike Over!

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

Really? You're hiring me back to replace the robot you just replaced me with? I've had a change of heart, minion. It may be cheaper to automate my café. But it dawned on me that robots don't buy very many drinks. Plus, as much as I try to let the bottom line guide me, I am, deep down, a very compassionate man. I couldn't bear the thought of you being poor and miserable. Maybe he's not such a bad man. Plus, one accidental incineration of a customer and the authorities get all weird about it.

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

Automation of Security

'I think this office automation has gone a little too far!'

"We're a totaly automated facility, except for Frank. He plugs everything in each morning."

"Who's the new guy?"

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

'We thought we had a specific opening for you but then realized there's an app for it.'

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"Working from my apartment doesn't bother me. It's basically the same size as my cubicle."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."