Digital Assistant Enthusiast Gifts

The Computer Bore

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Meet the new factory manager.

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

Automation of Security

"Who's the new guy?"

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"We're a totaly automated facility, except for Frank. He plugs everything in each morning."

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Buy my data $20"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'