Digital Assistant Enthusiast Pillows

"Shall I google how long it takes for acid to wear off?"

The Computer Bore

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'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Meet the new factory manager.

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Really? You're hiring me back to replace the robot you just replaced me with? I've had a change of heart, minion. It may be cheaper to automate my café. But it dawned on me that robots don't buy very many drinks. Plus, as much as I try to let the bottom line guide me, I am, deep down, a very compassionate man. I couldn't bear the thought of you being poor and miserable. Maybe he's not such a bad man. Plus, one accidental incineration of a customer and the authorities get all weird about it.

Statue of liberty selfie

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

Automation of Security

"We're a totaly automated facility, except for Frank. He plugs everything in each morning."

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"Who's the new guy?"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

"Buy my data $20"

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"