Digital Assistant Fans Pillows

"I'd like a second opinion, preferably from a woman."

Bowled over again!

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

In, Out, Shake it all about

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

"Alexa sort this s**t out!"

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

"Hey google, find me research that says sugar is good for you."

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

"Sorry. I now only identify as Alex."

"Alexa. . . why do I have this feeling that I'm under almost constant surveillance?"

Dog Selfie

"I changed the voice on my smart phone to a cranky old man. So now when I have a question, I can just ask Surly."

"That's not the pepper grinder. That's Alexa."

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

Rudolph vents. . . .

Alexa, Alexa, on the shelf, am I still the hottest MILF?

Whilst installing a new computer programme, Jeff had trouble with the setup wizard.

"I can't talk now, Siri. . . Alexa is right here in the room!"

"Siri, clean up all the Christmas decorations."

It was cute when my digital assistant played "Bye Bye Birdie" after I asked for help with a pesky bird. But it was just snarky playing the theme from "Mission: Impossible" when I asked for guidance on reducing my debt.

"Alexa, give me the meaning of life..."

"It would be faster for you to do this online."

"Shall I google how long it takes for acid to wear off?"

"Nope, not under the cushion. Siri, where else do you think my remote could be?"