Virtual Assistant Fan Pillows

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

The boss is world famous for his profound analysis of human nature, but to work here all you need to know one grunt is yes and two is no.

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

"This can't even be the right planet! No one looks remotely like their online profile pics."

'Of course working in a 'Virtual Firm' does have it's drawbacks...'

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

"Alexa and Siri both say I've been good."

Waiter on a horse.

"I loved the part when you said I was a 'valued customer'. Do it again!"

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

"There's no need to shout!"

"I changed the voice on my smart phone to a cranky old man. So now when I have a question, I can just ask Surly."

"Higher wages, lower urinals."

Father Tim is enjoying the new normal a bit too much.

'Whoa!...These graphics are killer!'

"It would be faster for you to do this online."

"I've got 200,000 Facebook followers, but not one real friend..."