Virtual Assistant Fan Gifts

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"Yeah, hello Alektha, Danger noodle down-in dumpth."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Bowled over again!

Real Life/Surreal Life

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

The boss is world famous for his profound analysis of human nature, but to work here all you need to know one grunt is yes and two is no.

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

"This can't even be the right planet! No one looks remotely like their online profile pics."

'Of course working in a 'Virtual Firm' does have it's drawbacks...'

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

"Alexa and Siri both say I've been good."

"Sorry. I now only identify as Alex."

Waiter on a horse.

"I loved the part when you said I was a 'valued customer'. Do it again!"

Going to a split screen doesn't count as a second opinion, doctor.

"There's no need to shout!"

"Alexa, ask Siri to look up something for me."

"I changed the voice on my smart phone to a cranky old man. So now when I have a question, I can just ask Surly."

"My YouTube channel The Happy Hermit has really taken off since lockdown began."

"I'd like a second opinion, preferably from a woman."

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

Zoo Zoom Zoomba

"Higher wages, lower urinals."

Father Tim is enjoying the new normal a bit too much.

"It would be faster for you to do this online."