Digital Assistant Fan Gifts

"I changed the voice on my smart phone to a cranky old man. So now when I have a question, I can just ask Surly."

"Did i just hear you ask Siri where you left your car keys? I think you overestimate her capabilities."

"Sorry. I now only identify as Alex."

"You're using Alexa to talk to my Siri!"

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

It makes no sense. The number of books that can be stored on a small device is constantly increasing, yet school kids seem to be lugging around bigger backpacks every year!

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"I do miss the crystal ball."

"Hey google, find me research that says sugar is good for you."

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

"Alexa. . . why do I have this feeling that I'm under almost constant surveillance?"

'Since we became a paperless workplace, we no longer have employees complain about paper cuts.'

Rudolph vents. . . .

Tweeted

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

"I'd like a second opinion, preferably from a woman."

Alexa, Alexa, on the shelf, am I still the hottest MILF?

"That's not the pepper grinder. That's Alexa."

"Our privacy policy has changed. Press 'I Agree,' because what are you really going to do about it?"

Industrial Robot: 'Should I remove this item?'

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.