Digital Assistant Fan Mugs

"I changed the voice on my smart phone to a cranky old man. So now when I have a question, I can just ask Surly."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"I do miss the crystal ball."

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"Hey google, find me research that says sugar is good for you."

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

"That's not the pepper grinder. That's Alexa."

'Since we became a paperless workplace, we no longer have employees complain about paper cuts.'

Alexa, Alexa, on the shelf, am I still the hottest MILF?

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

"Our privacy policy has changed. Press 'I Agree,' because what are you really going to do about it?"

Industrial Robot: 'Should I remove this item?'

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

Whilst installing a new computer programme, Jeff had trouble with the setup wizard.

"I love this device! Not only does it answer questions, it also works out for me."