Virtual Assistants Pillows

"Alexa and Siri both say I've been good."

"Alexa, go to work for me."

"Alexa, you have all the answers, where the devil did I put you?"

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Good Luck!

"This never happened."

Shake it all about sign on desk

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

Busy office.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Fill it up!"

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."