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"Alexa and Siri both say I've been good."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Good Luck!

"This never happened."

Shake it all about sign on desk

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

Busy office.

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"Fill it up!"

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"....how many kids have we got now?"

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

In - Out - Pending.