Digital Assistant User T-Shirts

"Hey google, find me research that says sugar is good for you."

Two Generations of Readers

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

'Of course working in a 'Virtual Firm' does have it's drawbacks...'

"...and don't fall for that trunk enlargement scam."

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

Don Z. And His User-Friendly Apartment

"Alexa and Siri both say I've been good."

Dead Workaholic

"I changed the voice on my smart phone to a cranky old man. So now when I have a question, I can just ask Surly."

Alexa, Alexa, on the shelf, am I still the hottest MILF?

"Too much information."

"That's not the pepper grinder. That's Alexa."

"Winslow's computer must be down again."

"I love this device! Not only does it answer questions, it also works out for me."

God uses a corkscrew on a volcano.

"Is your Zoom background literally a photo of the front room when it was tidy?"