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Don Z. And His User-Friendly Apartment

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"That`s right, ask it anything you like."

Text Culture

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"...then click 'save settings', scroll down to 'done' and voila! You're on Facebook stalking Miriam's daughter's new husband."

'zzz sleep.'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

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Palm Top Readings

"Hey google, find me research that says sugar is good for you."

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"Alexa and Siri both say I've been good."

'I can't stay out very long...I have to help my father with his computer.'

Alexa, Alexa, on the shelf, am I still the hottest MILF?

'In the future I see much spam and many people with a blog.'

"Winslow's computer must be down again."

"You think you're addicted to Twitter? I'm sorry, I don't follow you."