Virtual Assistant User T-Shirts

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"So, how long have you been hearing voices?"

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"This never happened."

'Is this the new input device?'

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

"Fill it up!"

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Dog Park Zoom

Dog with toilet IV

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"Thanks for coming in."

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

Fairy Vet

'Doctor, I think he knows where he is.'

'I always take what he says with a grain of salt...

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

Negative Interest Meeting

'You see?! These cones may keep us from licking ourselves, but they really enhance our sense of smell.'

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'