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"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

"Hey google, find me research that says sugar is good for you."

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

Don Z. And His User-Friendly Apartment

Armed Forces: We are need in of computer hackers to handle our cyber warfare defenses.

"For security, our signs need to be at least eight characters long."

"That's not the pepper grinder. That's Alexa."

"I changed the voice on my smart phone to a cranky old man. So now when I have a question, I can just ask Surly."

"Too much information."

Alexa, Alexa, on the shelf, am I still the hottest MILF?

"It's not empty, stupid! You're looking at 3 million in Bitcoin!"

'This is Richard, he's been the victim of identity theft.'

'Don't worry. She probably just needs help with her computer.'

"I love this device! Not only does it answer questions, it also works out for me."

"Winslow's computer must be down again."