Voice Acting Pillows

'I do great voice-overs.'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Cholesterol medicine commercial, Take 3. This time, try to sound less horrified when you say, 'May cause heart to explode through ears'."

'It's an animated movie, you don't have to do method.'

"You'll agree then, Doug, the numbers don't sound quite so dismal when I use my Donald Duck voice."

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Animation Studio. The actors do vocal warm-up exercises before recording their lines while watching the scene. Loose lips sync clips!

'She dumped me for a guy who can talk like Donald Duck!'

"Are you sure I didn't dub you last year!"

Ernest Borgnine

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

"There it is again: some kind of weird disembodied voice describing our every move."

"Besides digital assistant, what other voice work have you done?"

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'They all want to play the star.'

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

'Hamlet'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Comedy Cafe

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Cut!

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."