Starting A Voice Acting Career Pillows

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'I'm a star!'

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

It's more than a mike!

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.

'Well, this explains everything. You've been bitten by the acting bug!'

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

"Cholesterol medicine commercial, Take 3. This time, try to sound less horrified when you say, 'May cause heart to explode through ears'."

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

"There it is again: some kind of weird disembodied voice describing our every move."

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

'Hoarse play.'

"You'll agree then, Doug, the numbers don't sound quite so dismal when I use my Donald Duck voice."

"Who ever told you you could sing?"