Starting A Voice Acting Career Pillows

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'I'm a star!'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

It's more than a mike!

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Morgan Freeman

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"I'm looking for a GPS with Morgan Freeman's voice. Maybe my husband will listen to it."

Ernest Borgnine

'Well, this explains everything. You've been bitten by the acting bug!'

"Cholesterol medicine commercial, Take 3. This time, try to sound less horrified when you say, 'May cause heart to explode through ears'."

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

"There it is again: some kind of weird disembodied voice describing our every move."

"You'll agree then, Doug, the numbers don't sound quite so dismal when I use my Donald Duck voice."

Women pro tennis players having a conversation

'Hoarse play.'

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

"Who ever told you you could sing?"