Voice Booster Gifts

"I think I'd be better at leading if I could yell louder."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

WiFi Signals

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Songbird.

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

How Optimism Works

Tenors

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

An opera singer

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Leonard Cohen

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"Great set of pipes!"

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Personal Cheerleader.

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

Ella Fitzgerald

The Corus.

Books to Brain

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

"Whoa, too much information!"

"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"